I think he just bought stock in Pepsi actually.
(via penishole)
Get a screwdriver. pop that shit open. Never let a coke go to waste.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MY COKE!!!!!
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Reblogging just for the Janitor comment. alsdjfsadk
the solution is get a dr pepper instead